25 things, IB students never say

1. Hey, do you wanna come over tonight? I’m so bored, I’ve got nothing to do.
2. Thanks to the IB I became a better person.
3. Sparknotes? Never heard of it.
4. Of course I’m finished. I already did this two weeks ago.
5. I’m so glad I finished all my work, so now I can relax during christmas break.
6. Do they think I’m stupid? This stuff is so easy!
7. Mr. X is preparing us so well for the finals with all the homework he’s giving us.
8. OMG, check this out: Our favorite band is coming to town the day before the essay is due. Wanna go?
9. You know, I feel really motivated right now to do something intellectual.
10. Yesterday I had nothing to do, so I played Call Of Duty for like five hours!
11. I slept for like 8 hours last night.
12. I feel like TOK is teaching us really important stuff for our future life.
13. Of course you should do the IB! I’m sure you will be fine! It’s not even time consuming or anything.
14. I know that I’m a SL student, but these HL extensions just seemed so interesting to me!
15. Today I’m not going to do anything, I don’t really feel like it.
16. I did all of my CAS hour during the first few months.
17. I also already wrote all of the Reflective Statements.
18. Omg, it is so cool that we can take HL subjects! That way we can learn more!
19. ME?! I NEVER complained about the IB. I’m happy the way it is.
20. Uhm, no?! Of course I’m not using Wikipedia as a reference. That would be stupid!
21. You have WHAT?! No of course all of MY lab results are real ones!
22. All of the arguments in my TOK essay are logical and comprehensible thoughts.
23. Of course all of these things make perfect sense.
24. What’s your problem? My bag isn’t heavy at all!
25. No, the final exams are NOT scaring the shit our of me!

 

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